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Dear David Yates,

I understand making a movie out of a best-seller book isn't easy. I know you'll have to make tough decisions as to what to keep, what to cut (though directors always end up cutting off Fred and George's jokes for some reason, so I guess you'll do the same). Anyway. What I mean is, you must make some necessary changes to the book. So why, oh why would you make some unnecessary ones?

I don't want to sound selfish or whatever, but I have to ask. Where in the name of the Great Muggle are my hairs? They-who-never-lie-flat. You know what I'm talking about. I have not just been enroled in the navy, so as far as I'm concerned, I should have hairs.

Also, I have another concern. WHY IS GINNY A BOY? I wouldn't care but it's gonna get quite annoying in Book 6 if she stays that manly. Or, maybe they were short of girls uniforms at Hogwarts this year? Oh, I know, is it a cunning way of implying that the Weasleys don't have money so she's wearing Ron's old trousers? Very much in-character but a little too stretched out, I'm afraid. Just, please give her a sexy skirt like the other girls. Thanks.

Now if you would excuse me, I have to go and buy a wig. And one for Neville too, cause apparently his grandma has given him a hell of a haircut again.

Sincerely,
Harry Potter.

PS: I like Luna, though. I actually like her way much than Cho. So could you please contact JK and have her make Me/Luna canon? I mean, after the Human Hosepipe I'm afraid she'll have me dating Moaning Myrtle.

PPS: Please don't make Marietta the Snitch one of your unnecessary cuts, cause without her the whole plot's gone.

PPPS: We look very cool in that picture and I can't wait to see the movie.

Ron Who?

... Yes, I have a new HP favorite Cedric - well actually the guy that plays him. Why? Watch the premiere, find pictures... whatever. That boy is pretty. And legal mwhahaha. Although totally on dope, and totally unable to answer a question, but hey who cares, did I mention the pretty?

HP cast fashion sense (or lack of...)

Okay, so to be honest I've tried to keep away from all the GoF hype. Why? because I want to be surprised by the movie. The web is currently overloaded with pictures, clips, trailers, interviews and honestly I just find it a tad too much :/
Nonetheless, I stumbled across these on a friends livejournal, and had to post about them :)

Okay, the cast - except for Rupert (DUH!) and Clemence Poesy (who plays Fleur) - clearly have no fashion sense WHAT-SO-EVER. And I mean it!!

All I can say is Katie, darling, what happened to your hair?!? I mean the red streaks were already bad and that is just... A DISASTER! The whole look is just so blast from the past (the 80's namely!) Emma, keep your mouth shut, and someone, please, buy the girl pair of grown-up shoes...

We're not fussy where we stick this

Just wanting to share with you a few random thoughts after watching PoA DVD tonight.

1. I was thinking about the kids' future careers /not the dan/rup/em kids, the wizarding kids. Okay, we all know Harry wants to become an Auror /will become one cause hello? he's the hero. As far as I'm aware, Ron wanna be an Auror too cause he always ~~does everything like Harry~~ *cough* sorry Emma, is very brave and talented and will fight evil. But what's about Hermione? I know she says she wants to make a career of her Free-House-Elves-KTHX obsession, but let's face it, that's not a job, and nowadays you need a real job to survive. Unless you're Mundugus. If you are, you've probably stolen one of ~~Voldy~~ You-Know-Who's Horcruxes so hand it back, please, kthx. So, where was I? Yes, I've been thinking for a long time that Little Miss Know-It-All would make a very cool Healer. And that was my point. So, what do you think?

2. I can't bare with the PoA's scene "Oh, look, the story ends and I surprisingly gets a Firebolt from a stranger /*cough* there's a hippogriff feather with it, ring a bell, anyone? *cough*" Seriously, that crushes the story. Whether you mention it during the movie, when it makes sense, whether you just don't. So please everyone, get your copy of PoA and carefully erase that finale scene. Thanks!

3. WhoTF is this towel girl? She's scary! As in nearer-asylum-this-way crazy... Anyone who's seen the PoA bonus should know what I'm talking about. For the rest of the delirious crowd reading this, in a few words : Dan's worst /lies /scariest-in-a-naughty-way encounter with a fan was when a stalking fangirl awaited him at New York wearing nothing but a towel and a sign "Nothing's between Dan and I" or something along those lines... Scary. lmao.

There there, just wanted to share those pointless thoughts. Now have some chocolate and good night!

PS : Subject line is just a little tribute to my undying love for the twins' humor. You should see me chuckle right now. Whatever. Bye.

Harry Potter and the Legendary Event!

You thought you had seen it all and your squeeing waiting for Goblet of Fire couldn't be more exciting? You were wrong!

The UK Trailer is even better if possible than the first one! You can check it here and bounce along with Emma and me!

Gtg taking dance lessons with McGonagall KTHX! *dies*

Goblet of Fire Trailer

Dear readers, please forgive our webmiss Emma who is momentarily speechless. We hope this is temporary and that she will retrieve all he speach capabilities a.s.a.p. (well maybe not all because a rest from her incessant babbling will probably do us good actually...)

OMG!WANNASEEIT NOW!!
Goblet of Fire Trailer (sadly only quicktime for the mo)

*squee* OMG!

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